How To Be a Halloween MVP!

by. Mr. Glass

from the October issue of TheOuterBelt!

October is such an amazing time of year. Not just because of all of the colorful flowers and decorations, but also because of Halloween! Halloween and all of the festivals and traditions that go on with it defiantly make fall time Mr. Glass’s favorite time of the year! Whether its dressing up like a cartoon character, getting free candy, or being mischievous it all adds up to the best night of the year! You have to do it right if you want to stand out from everyone else and truly be an MVP of Halloween!

One of Halloweens greatest customs is the whole dressing up aspect of it! Any other time of the year it is considered socially unacceptable for a 27 year old man to dress up like Sonic the Hedgehog, or Wonder Woman! On Halloween though it’s considered awkward if you aren’t dressed up like your favorite Superhero or villain! That is why picking out the perfect costume is one of the most important parts of Halloween! (continue reading…)

From Septembers issue of TheOuterBelt. A Special thanks to Ryan Gillespie owner of TheOuterBelt, for helping me set up this site!

How To Land a Job: The Mr. Glass Way!

by. Mr. Glass

Everyone knows by now that we are in what some people would like to call a recession. Basically the economy is in the crapper, and it doesn’t look like it’s going to get better anytime soon! Finding a good job is one of the hardest things to do right now! So I am going to offer some tips that should help you land the best job that considers you worthy of hiring! So take notes and prepare to get hired, or fired if you already have one!

Every employer wants a reliable employee, someone they can count on. One way that they judge applicants reliability is looking at their work history. Unfortunately not all of us have worked at the same job for 6 years straight! So a good way to show that you are consistent at everything you do is to make sure you always quit your job in a brilliant way! Take me for example, my first job, which was selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door to door, I worked at for just three days! At the end of the third day I told my boss I’d see him tomorrow and hoped in my car then proceeded to back into his car busting out his taillights, yelling out (continue reading…)