Top 10 Reasons (Plus 1)!
by Mr. Glass on Nov.23, 2009, under About the Book
I figure since the holiday season is fast approaching I might as well help you guys out a bit. Picking the perfect gift can be a challenging task. There are so many options out there, and sometimes they can be ridiculously expensive. Don’t buy your loved ones a video game that they’ll be bored with in thirty minutes; or a pair of shoes that will be out of style in three months. Instead this holiday season get them something special. Buy them an autographed copy of my book, Mr. Glass’s Words of Wisdom. It’s sure to make a great gift for anyone this holiday season! So without further adieu here are my top 10 reasons (plus 1) why you should give my book as a gift this year!
1. My Book doesn’t require batteries. Unlike those fancy little MP3 players.
2. No assembly necessary. Unless of course your building a house of books!
3. It doesn’t contain trans-fats. Unlike those gross McDoubles!
4. It’s lead-free. Can’t touch that can you Fischer Price?
5. It won’t shatter if you drop it. Even though it’s written by Mr. Glass!
6. It’s sized to fit everyone. No worrying about what size pants your friend wears!
7. Books rarely go out of style. Can you say the same thing about Ugg boots?
8. There are no small parts that could get caught in your throat. Not touching this one!
9. It won’t poke your eyes out. Try getting that guarantee from a BB gun!
10. It’s only $8 (plus tax). A lot cheaper than any LCD T.V.!
Finally the most important reason why you should buy my book this holiday season is (drum role please….):
11. It might possibly be the funniest Self-Help book you will ever come across!
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November 23rd, 2009 on 4:29 pm
Your shit never gets old man, I love it!